Theodore being normally reticent to expose himself to uncomfortable situations decided to take a walk in the park one evening with his dog Chipsteroo a chunky indolent basset hound. It was beginning to get dark and Theodore was anxious to get home when suddenly a very truculent squirrel rushed towards chipsteroo who began to howl in fear causing nearby dogs to join in the chorus which ended up sounding like a pack of coyotes had invaded the park. The phone lines in the police station erupted with frantic calls and police cars surrounding Theodore, chipsteroo and the crazy squirrel the photo in the newspaper was priceless.
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